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The press tour for the film Materialists has been nothing less than pure dopamine and chaos, and fans are loving it!
However, the one enjoying this press tour the MOST is none other than our favorite unbothered queen—Dakota Johnson!
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Known for her direct and often less-than-enthusiastic approach to press tours and interviews, Dakota Johnson is winning fans over with her reactions, offhand comments, and all the gossip she’s been spilling during the promotions for this film.
Her energy in these videos is contagious, lighting up our days with her one-liners and adorable antics alongside co-stars Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal.
Since I am clearly addicted to these press moments, here are a few moments where Dakota Johnson was effortlessly hilarious and got the right kind of good chaotic energy to the internet:
1. Starting off with this cute and relatively calm interaction, where she got a Pedro Pascal cardboard cut-out due to his absence—and then proceeded to kiss it on the lips—and then making Chris kiss it as well!
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It is the most lovely and wholesome thing I have seen this week. And I kind of dig it.
2. Moving onto the time when she appeared on Amy Poehler's podcast, Good Hang—she got asked how she psyches up before a sex scene and then hit back with THIS on-brand reply with a deadpan face...
Good Hang With Amy Poehler / Via youtube.com
Clearly, she is not afraid to hold back, and you know what? Good for her.
This reply got the room chuckling and giggling, and that's why we all love Dakota being Dakota.
3. And then again, when she revealed her wild dream about Matt Healy from The 1975 band to Amy Poehler—it was definitely interesting, to say the least...
Which prompted this very justified reaction from Amy Poehler...
Good Hang With Amy Poehler / Via youtube.com
If anything, this just shows that Dakota is just like me, getting such weird dreams about other celebrities, and that just makes me relate to her so much. (Even though I wouldn't say it out loud on YouTube, but you do you!)
4. When she got into Pedro's armpit to check if he had BO or not—without a care in the world—and it was so calmly chaotic...
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I love that the three of them are so casual, like this is something Dakota does.
I need someone like Dakota in my life—her personality is so random that I can't get enough!
5. The time when Dakota revealed that she injured herself on 50 Shades of Grey—due to whiplash—and Pedro quite literally had to get a hold of himself because it was THAT unexpected...
Vogue / youtube.com / Via youtu.be
The two of them in the same room is simply the best thing ever. Them being good friends just makes this so much more hilarious than it needs to be.
6. This moment where she acted on impulse and tried to get Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal to kiss—somehow making us blush through the screen.
She is such a girl's girl—giving fans what they want to see.
I truly appreciate it.
7. And finally—iconic behavior alert—during a Vanity Fair lie detector test, she was asked if she really did send her best friend’s ex a whole gallon of gorilla sh*t. Her response? Absolutely legendary.
Vanity Fair / Via youtu.be
She then proceeded to tell the interviewer that you can find any kind of poop and in any size with the most deadpan face. Such an icon!
You know what? I deserve this kind of friend who will not hesitate to do such wild things for you. Dakota, you rock!
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